GLOSSARY

CAR-NUT:  A person who knows that the pursuit of happiness is enhanced by having a vehicle which symbolizes individuality and belief in personal freedom.   A person to believes that consuming  precious fossil fuel in an internal combustion engine to make prodigious torque , obscene horsepower in order to  enable the production of significant, joyful gravitational forces is good.  A person who understands that if you can't drive around with your hair blowing in the wind, what's the point in having a head. 

COOT: see geezer below.  Add specifically, possessing the characteristic of not caring that his hat is inappropriate and is given to telling you that story again, not really caring that you've already heard it a thousand times.  The person who has forgotten more about cars (and everything else) than most other people will know about cars (and anything else).
GEEZER:  1. odd, or eccentric person -- used especially of elderly men. 2.  Seen frequently at classic car shows, classic car hang-outs.  3. The guy who lives in your garage.  4. Very likely the person you see when you look into the mirror. 5. Certainly the big guy with the odd vest taking pictures at your last car show. Syn: coot, grand-pa, old-fart.
TOON-UP:  A cartoon of a vehicle.  This cartoon is drawn by my own bad self.  It is what I do.  In the case of your vehicle, it is my interpretation of your expression of your individuality and personal freedom.
SOON TO BE DEFINED:
CLASSIC  see Classic Cars dot com, I like their definition.  This is a recommendation.
RETRO
VINTAGE
MILESTONE  
ABSOLUTELY NOT CLASSIC
CHICK-CAR
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