ZOOT NOTE # 1 - ZOOT IS A
MANIFESTATION OF HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS, PERSONALITY, ATTITUDE. ZOOT
IS:
A. COOL, HIP, IN, WITH-IT, ELEGANT, STYLISH, SMART
B, CONFIDENT BUT NOT ARROGANT
C. POWERFUL, BUT NOT BRUTISH
D. SMOOTH BUT NOT SLICK
E. SHOWY BUT NOT BRASH
F. ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THE ABOVE (and maybe a little more that
I haven't thought of yet.)
Does any of this sound like an oneophile on crack. Shortcut=Behold Charlie Unger's GT0 that my friend is Zoot. John Ross' Cobra is Zoot to the third power.
ZOOT IS KNOWN WHEN IT IS BEHELD. A 1972 PONTIAC CATALINA FOUR DOOR IS AN EXAMPLE OF LOW ZOOT. THE '72 CATALINA CONVERTIBLE IS HIGH ZOOT. MITSUBISHI LANCERS AND TOYOTA CAROLLAS ARE VIRTUALLY ZOOT FREE.
ZOOT NOTE # 2 - IF A PERSON
ATTEMPTS TO MASK PERSONALITY DEFICIENCIES, COMPENSATE FOR STYLISTIC INEPTNESS,
BY OR THROUGH ACQUISITIVE MEASURES ONE WILL NOT ENTER INTO ZOOTDOM.
ANY PERSON WHO DEMONSTRATE TENDENCIES WHICH REVEAL THEM TO BE A TUMESCENT
PARVENU WILL NOT EVER ACHIEVE ZOOT. (THIS WEEDS OUT THE 97% OR SO OF LAWYERS WHO
GIVE THE PRACTICE OF LAW A BAD NAME)
ZOOT NOTE # 3 - ZOOT CAN BE ACQUIRED, BUT NOT BOUGHT. ZOOT CAN BE ONLY EARNED, NEVER BORROWED OR GIVEN. REAL ZOOT IS THE HONEST PLEASURE OF BEING IN TRUTH AND BEAUTY.
ZOOT NOTE # 4 - IF RALPH NADER DRIVES A CAR, THAT CAR IS THE GRAN PLUS ULTIMATE OF ANTI- ZOOT.
ZOOT NOTE # 5 - TO ME, (IN MY OPINION) RICERS ARE THE ANTI-ZOOT. THESE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN LITTLE CARS THAT ARE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A SALEEN MUSTANG (BOY DID I JUST PISSOFF A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE) OK, YOU BOZOIDS HAVE CARS THAT CAN MAKE 100 HP PER LITER. B.F.D. BUT! THE DEAL IS THAT YOU ARE SPORTING 2 MAYBE 3 LITERS. THAT IS ONLY 200 OR 300 PONIES. I HAVE A STRONG ALL-AMERICAN WET KISS LOVE FOR CUBES IN OBSCENE QUANTITIES. THESE ARE ENGINE THAT MAKE DARK BROWN SOUND AND MONSTER, STUMP PULLING, I SAW ELVIS AT 1000 FEET, TORQUE. THE KIND OF TORQUE WHICH PRODUCES G FORCES THAT YOU CAN FEEL IN YOUR EYES. TORQUE AND RECOIL IS WHAT MADE AMERICA THE WORLD POWER. THANK YOU, MR. COLT, MR FORD, BOTH THOSE CHEVROLET BOYS, AND MR COLE, MR ZORA ARKUS-DUNTOV, LEE IACOCCA, ALL THE UNSERS, PETTYS, WALTRIPS, ANDRETTIS, ERNHARDTS, DON GARTLIZ, SHIRLY MULDOWNEY, GENE SNOW, JOHN FORCE, GRUMPY JENKINS, DAN GURNEY, PAUL NEWMAN, SOX AND MARTIN, REHER AND MORRISON, DON PRUDHOMME, LINGENFELTER, SALEEN, CALLOWAY, BOB BONDURANT, AND ROGER PENSKY AND THE TEXANS, JOHNNY RUTHERFORD, A.J. FOYT, JIM HALL AND CARROLL SHELBY (the jedi master OF 0-100-0 IN TEN SECONDS IN A LITTLE BITTY CAR WITH A GREAT BIG ENGINE.)
MORE ZOOT NOTES WHEN I GET TIME. . . . . . . . .LATER ARON
WHO WAS THE CHARACTER WHO SAID, "IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE AROUND WITH YOUR HAIR BLOWING IN THE WIND, WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A HEAD?" AND WHAT SHOW WAS SHE IN. (WAS THAT A HINT?) (HELLO? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? ARE YOU READERS OR AN OIL PAINTING. BUHLER? BUHLER? BUHLER? IF YOU KNOW.. . . . .CONTACT ME AT theoldcartooner@yahoo.com surely there are other people who were raised by the television out there. . . . . .hello?